joke with the pope

Rajnikanth makes coffee by grinding beans with his teeth and boiling milk with his anger.

Rajnikanth can win at Solitaire with only 16 cards.

The quickest way to a man`s heart is with Rajnikanth`s fist.

Why time never stops?
Bcoz it is trying to catch up with Rajnikanth.

Jeeto to Santa on Valentine's day, "What is 10 years with me?"
Santa: A second.
Jeeto: What is Rs 5,000 to you?
Santa: A coin.
Jeeto: OK! Give me a coin.
Santa: Wait a second!

Santa: I live with 'Fear' every day.
Banta: Is it that bad?
Santa: It is - but sometimes 'She' allows me to go to the bar!